The Fridge Freezer Episode

Welcome back to the PPP for Season 3. This episode is a catchup with what Chris and Paul have been up to in the past year. We learn Paul has booked himself on lots of holidays while Chris has treated himself to a new fridge freezer. 

Its all the hot topics  on the PPP that you want to hear and more. 


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Transcript

Chris 0:28

Welcome to the Post Pavilion Podcast. Today's episode is sponsored by Cleaning by Katie.

Paul 0:34

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Chris 0:40

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Paul 0:45

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Chris 0:51

Welcome to the Post Pavilion Podcast with me, Chris.

Paul 0:56

And me, Paul.

Chris 0:57

Guess who's back?

Paul 0:59

Where have you been? It's been a long time coming, right? Do you know how long it's actually been? No. So we last released uh the last podcast on April the 9th, 2022. And when this comes out, it's going to be April the 8th, 2023.

Chris 1:19

Well, what a year.

Paul 1:21

What what a year.

Chris 1:23

We've been talking about doing one for ages, haven't we? And the thing is, I don't know what where have we been?

Paul 1:29

Well well, it's I can openly say that it's all my fault.

Chris 1:33

It is your fault because I basically say, Should we do an episode of the podcast? I go, Yeah, can you do it next Wednesday? And you go, don't hear from you.

Paul 1:40

You do hear from me. I just go, yeah, yeah, we'll do it next Wednesday. And then I remember that I've got plans. So I don't go out very often. No. So and I always go out on a Wednesday.

Chris 1:50

And so when I we need to basically change the podcast episode to a different day, right?

Paul 1:54

No, we just need to pull our finger out and record it.

Chris 1:57

Okay, well we can we'll we're back, aren't we? So we are gonna we're gonna aim to do well, let's not set ourselves up to we're just gonna release them as and when. Okay, as and when.

Paul 2:07

Yeah.

Chris 2:08

Um, and we'll we'll delve into a bit more what we've been up to very, very shortly. Um, but let's just let's just explain where we are at the moment because normally we do this over Zoom, but today we are together.

Paul 2:20

We are together, yeah. And you we don't mind I don't mind telling the uh the post-pavilion podcast listeners that to actually make this episode happen, you've come to my work.

Chris 2:32

Yeah, I have. I've come into your work to come and record the pod.

Paul 2:36

Yeah, we're in we're in the office in a meeting room recording the podcast. How cool is that?

Chris 2:41

It's very um it's very Alan Sugaresque if you can if you can just paint the picture.

Paul 2:46

Yeah, do you want me to paint the picture? We're we're sat at a tongue.

unknown 2:50

Could you try again?

Paul 2:51

What's that? Small watch. Can you turn that on silent please? We're doing a podcast or don't you don't realise? Yeah, sorry. We're sat in a um we're sat in a boardroom and there are uh about 20 chairs around it and we're sat at the top and it's a red room.

Chris 3:05

I just got this feeling that Lord Sugar is gonna walk in and just go, you're fired.

Paul 3:09

What would you do if you That's a question? So if Lord Sugar rang you and said Luckywood. Yeah, luckywood, he just called you and you were like, I don't recognise the number. Do you I hate that when you don't recognise it? Do you ever do that? If someone rings you and you don't recognise the number, do you go, hello Paul Gilbert speaking?

Chris 3:28

No, I go, hello, Chris Morley's speaking, but how are you? Oh yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean though? Uh I if I don't know the number, I absolutely ignore it 100%. Do you have a withheld number? I always make sure it goes.

Paul 3:39

Oh, I never I never answer withheld numbers, but I always answer all calls because you never know if like because I'm really rubbish at saving people's numbers.

Chris 3:48

So how come you don't answer my calls?

Paul 3:52

Yeah, because I know it's you. Oh, yeah, that's different. So but anyway, yeah, so we're we're in a boardroom recording the podcast.

Chris 3:58

Very exciting. I like it, I like this as an as a place to record the pod.

Paul 4:02

Well, we can just do it every time you come and visit me.

Chris 4:04

Because usually it's just the back bedroom and it's there's nothing to look at except a wall.

Paul 4:09

Yeah, a brick wall. Um, but yeah, so this is this is how dedicated we are to coming back after a year of being away.

Chris 4:17

Well, people have said when you're done another episode, we want it. And I'll be honest with you, I didn't think anybody listened to this.

Paul 4:23

Well, to be fair, I did put something on the socials uh the other night.

Chris 4:26

Was that your first bit of admin since last year?

Paul 4:30

It was actually, yeah. To the date. Yeah, yeah. To the date. I was sat there, um I was sat there watching um a major event on the television. Yeah. And then we were talking about doing the podcast, and I went, Oh, do you know what? I'm gonna do because I'm social man.

Chris 4:41

You're social media man.

Paul 4:42

Yeah, and your head of technical. Yeah. Um, so and I was like, I'm gonna do it. And I did it, and uh, I looked into the stats, and we're not doing the normal stuff. No, we're not doing Christmas people, we're not doing tuts of the week, we're not doing stats.

Chris 4:57

I've got a lot of those though. I've saved up a year's worth of tuts of the week. So we might even just dedicate an episode just for that.

Paul 5:04

Yeah. Um we probably won't. Well, we've we've said that before. I'll make a note of it. Okay. Um but we um we I did the stats, I looked into the stats, and people we've had 500 downloads since we last released an episode.

Chris 5:19

So hang on a minute. We've actually been more popular without doing any episodes than we were when we were recording them.

Paul 5:26

Yeah. So I put a screenshot on the social media that basically said between April the 1st last year and April the 1st this year, we've had 500 downloads.

Chris 5:35

That is brilliant.

Paul 5:36

So, do you know what I mean? But generally, because sometimes when people do podcasts and stuff like that, or you watch things on the telly or you listen to radio interviews, you wonder if they're making it up or it's staged or whatever. But I thought I'd go out and be factual.

Chris 5:48

And and let's just put it out there, we're not doing this for the stats. We just like to have an over, like to see what's going on.

Paul 5:54

But we are literally, I think it's like 49 downloads away from two and a half thousand downloads completely. Do you know how I just said we were doing the stats?

Chris 6:02

Two and a half thousand, listen. You've got to switch that phone off here. It's my watch. Yeah, everyone's everyone's gonna be listening, going, Oh, I've got a message, you know.

Paul 6:08

No, no, it's Paul with his uh I don't know how to um because this is another funny story. I've gone back to an Apple Watch. Uh, how do you silence it? Do you know?

Chris 6:16

I don't know. I haven't had an Apple Watch since since lockdown. That was two years, three years ago.

Paul 6:21

Um Do not disturb. Just do not disturb on. Or just switch it off. I don't know how to do that. Um, but yeah, so so we are doing the stats now, but yeah, we're we've literally nearly had two and a half thousand downloads on our podcast.

Chris 6:34

So big thank you to everybody that's downloaded, even those people that just press play and don't bother listening. It's still a download.

Paul 6:41

I did go through a stage last week of listening to three or four episodes.

Chris 6:46

You know what? I should have listened back to the last episode because I haven't got a clue what we were talking about, my dear?

Paul 6:51

No, not a clue.

Chris 6:52

Well, anybody that has listened recently, let us know.

Paul 6:54

And we can uh So this is the start of series three then.

Chris 6:57

Yeah, we'll we'll well we're gonna call it C series three. Series Series three or season three? Season three, episode one.

Paul 7:05

Yeah.

Chris 7:06

Um and then we'll see and we'll probably leave it another two years and do season four, episode five. Yeah.

Paul 7:12

We're like we're like the the grand tour. Do you know like Jeremy Clarkson, um Richard Hammond and James May. Yeah. They just come back once in a blue moon.

Chris 7:20

But they've got nice cars and lots of money. I'll just do a little podcast for about three people. But it's still it's not three people though, right? It's not three people.

Paul 7:28

You always get downloads.

Chris 7:29

That's right. Anyway.

Paul 7:30

Have you been?

Chris 7:31

Do you know what? It's been do you know, I've been busy. I wouldn't I don't know what with. I just seem to be busy doing stuff. It's been exciting, just doing stuff. I bought this is a really boring story, but I bought a fridge freezer this year because the old one broke. But needed it.

Paul 7:45

Are you still having issues with your washing machine?

Chris 7:47

Oh, that's another story. That is another Is that for another day? That's for another day, but let's put it this way. I've only had that washing machine for a year, as everybody knows, I've well documented it. Uh, and it was broke again.

Paul 7:57

So uh that's a that's a is this the right time to say that I've still got the same washing machine I've had for about 12 years and I've never had an issue with it.

Chris 8:04

I know you were gonna say that, and but I just wanted to bring up something about the fridge freezer. You know who you mentioned on one of the episodes about your fridge freezer going on holiday? Oh, yeah. You put it on holiday mode.

Speaker 1 8:13

Yeah, yeah. Mine does the same.

Paul 8:15

So all that grief you gave me about my holiday mode fridge. Yeah. So calling me middle class, because we still haven't decided who's more middle class. Well, and now, so actually, come on, say you're sorry.

Chris 8:25

I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I pre-judged you on your fridge that went on holiday because I didn't even think that was a thing, but it clearly is.

Paul 8:34

It it is a thing. Oh, you love it. Have you got like a water thing on the front of it?

Chris 8:38

Yes, I've got a water dispenser.

Paul 8:40

I will let you apologise to me again.

Chris 8:41

Okay, I'm have you got one of those as well? Yeah. Five litres in it.

Paul 8:45

Yeah, I could get that in there. Yeah, five litres and you put your thing on it. Yeah. But the problem is you get is it called stagnant water? If you don't drink it, if you if you leave it in there for like longer than a month. Oh, I didn't realise water could go off. Oh yeah. Have you ever sniffed? Right. If you get like a bottle of water, right, and then if you're and then like in the car, yeah. You leave a bottle of water in the car, and then when you're driving on the journey and you go, I'm ever so thirsty. And then you go, Oh, stuff this bottle of water, and then you smell it and it smells awful. And it's because water goes off.

Chris 9:16

Well, yeah, it does. It but it's it's that I'd I'll be honest, if it looks like it's sweating, chuck it out. It's got a bit of condensation at the top of the bottle, and you think oh.

Paul 9:25

I just thought that was because of the car. No, I think it's because it's trying to So water can go off and water can sweat. Yeah. There you go. There's your fact of the day, ladies and gentlemen. So yeah, so you've apologised for the fact that you took the Mickey out of my fridge being having a holiday mode. Yeah. And then you also took the Mickey out of the fact that I've got a water dispenser on that as well.

Chris 9:42

Yes, I have. Uh, does your fridge freeze I took this is a really boring conversation. Uh, how good is your fridge freezer? Well, does yours beep when it when you've left the door open for too long?

Paul 9:52

Yeah.

Chris 9:52

And does it flash a light when you when it's left open for too long?

Paul 9:55

Yeah.

Chris 9:56

Oh. Oh, mine's you've had a better fridge than me for for a long time.

Paul 10:00

Mine's a Samsung fridge.

Chris 10:01

And mine. Shut up. Honest to God. Honest to God.

Paul 10:04

Next you'll say you've got an iPhone.

Chris 10:06

Yeah, got an You've got a 12 now. Yeah. Oh, there's another story I want to bring up, but I'll talk about that later. So much to talk about. We have got so much to talk about, and I don't know how much we're going to be able to fit in in just in this episode. We might just have to do like a part one and a part two.

Paul 10:19

We could just do a part one and then go back to the normal. Okay. Yeah. But anyway, it's been a year. It's been a year. I'm very happy to be back. Yeah, good. And do you know what's happened in a year?

Chris 10:27

Go on, give us a little lowdown of what we've missed in the last year. This is going to blow your mind.

Paul 10:33

So, like, um, because I'm a bit tired at the minute because I've had about five hours sleep in two days.

Chris 10:39

Burning the candle a little bit.

Paul 10:40

I was not burning the candle, I was not out drinking, I was watching a major sport event that happens in America that goes over two nights. Golf? No, wrestling.

Chris 10:50

Oh, wrestling. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Paul 10:53

Um, so and then while one of the matches was on that was a bit bored of, yeah. I thought I'd type into Google major events happened 2022 and 2023 so far. So, what have you got? So, well, I don't mean to start it somber. Go on. But you know, the Queen was alive the last time we did a podcast or Queen Liz. Don't really know where to go with this.

Chris 11:15

But it brings the mood down that one, doesn't it?

Paul 11:17

Yeah, it does. But the Queen was alive last time we had a podcast. And you forgot to mention we've got a new king. Well, we haven't not officially. May the 5th. Is it May the 5th? It's a Saturday. That's when his coronation is.

Chris 11:29

Coronation. Do you know if that is May the 5th or is that the first one? I don't know.

Paul 11:33

I'm sure it's May the 5th. Because I'm planning an event that happened on the same day. What you're going? No, I'm not going. Is it May the 5th?

Chris 11:40

It is. Um it's May the 8th, is a Monday, but I think it's a good one.

Paul 11:44

Yeah, but he's being coronated on the 6th. Oh, he gets coronated on the 6th. So officially we'll have a new king on May the 6th.

Chris 11:49

Good.

Paul 11:49

Um so there we go. I like the way you turned that from a negative. How were you? Let's talk about the Queen. Were you upset that Queen died? Well, I was very upset.

Chris 11:56

Yeah, I think the whole nation was. It was quite it was it was really, it was really sad, but I found it really um because we've never had a monarch die. I found it in our lifetime. Yeah. I found it fascinating.

Paul 12:10

Isn't that weird though? Because technically, because we're only like in our twenties.

Chris 12:14

Are we? No, we're and a bit more.

Paul 12:16

Okay, because we're in our 30s. Yeah, that's better. And the future King Charles will be is of an older person. Yeah. He's old. Um we might see two people from the monarch died in our lifetime.

Chris 12:28

But then we might see another new king.

Paul 12:31

We'll definitely see another new king. Yeah. But we're not a political podcast. No one's not. Um don't know what's political about monarch. Um but the queen died. Yeah, okay. So that's what happened in the year that we haven't recorded a podcast. Right. Uh Elon Musk, he bought Twitter.

Chris 12:46

Oh, he's uh I'm not gonna make an opinion on it because we're not political.

Paul 12:49

But I'll just ask you a question. Not being political, but do you not like Elon Musk? Not a fan of him, if I'm honest. There you go. Well he bought Twitter. Have you bought the blue tick yet? Can you buy the blue tick?

Chris 12:59

You can buy a blue tick for Twitter now, yeah. Can you? Yeah.

Paul 13:02

What that basically says you're official.

Chris 13:04

You're yeah, yeah, yeah, you're official. Yeah. Perhaps we need to buy one for the post before. Oh, we don't do Twitter, do we on post?

Paul 13:08

No, we don't do Twitter. We do Instagram. Yeah.

Chris 13:10

Oh we don't think you can buy a blue ticket.

Paul 13:12

But you bought it for 44 billion.

Chris 13:14

What a bargain! But then of today is a big day. What's that what's today? What is today?

Paul 13:20

No, because um uh like Elon Musk bought Twitter, yeah, but Vince McMahon has sold wrestling.

Chris 13:26

Uh is that official? Today, yeah, it's official.

Paul 13:28

It's come out hot off the press. He bought it for a million pounds and he sold it for 9.3 billion. Fair play to him.

Chris 13:36

Um I still want to do business, my friend.

Paul 13:38

We've had two prime ministers since we've had two prime ministers since.

Chris 13:42

Yeah. But but hang on, we've got we've got three, we've had three prime ministers now.

Paul 13:47

Yeah, well, but when the last time I knew you were gonna do this. So the last time we recorded a podcast, Boris Johnson was our Prime Minister. Yes. Then it went to Liz Truss. Yes. And then basically she had a sleepover and decided she didn't like it.

Chris 13:58

Warm the chair, shall we say?

Paul 14:00

And then uh we've got another prime minister, Rishi Sunak.

Chris 14:02

So that's technically three Prime Ministers. We're on our third Prime Minister. Why being like pedantic?

Paul 14:08

That's the one. Yeah, I was gonna call you something else. No way. Um chat. No, don't tell me. I can't, I can't, because you have to tick a box. Yeah, I've got to tick a box. We went last time we recorded a podcast, we there was a thing called the coronavirus. Yes. Not anymore. Well, it still kind of is. Well, it is and isn't. It's not as bad. It's not bad. It's not as bad as when it was really bad. Yeah, but anyway, coronavirus was a thing. Yeah, it's still a thing, but not really a thing. Now we're in a cost of living crisis. I think our podcast is like bad. Yeah, so cost of living crisis, but we're all feeling it. Positive. The the Elizabeth line opened on the subway.

Chris 14:46

It's very royal this podcast, isn't it?

Paul 14:48

Yeah, I know we're there. I'm right then, I'll completely change it.

Chris 14:51

Yeah.

Paul 14:51

In the past year, a footballer kicked a cat.

Chris 14:55

Really?

Paul 14:56

And he got done for it.

Chris 14:58

Was that last year?

Paul 14:59

Yeah, West Ham Defender. It was like in I think it was like June last year. Oh, right. The West Ham Defender decided to kick a cat and put it on Snapchat. Yeah, that's great, isn't it? That's a song in a life, isn't it? Absolutely. Um be careful. Uh The England Women, they won the Euros.

Chris 15:14

Yes, that's that's that's a positive thing to talk about.

Paul 15:17

There's lots of positives on here. Yeah. Um yeah, so the England Women, did you watch the final?

Chris 15:22

I did. It was very good. Very good.

Paul 15:23

Oh, I was out.

Chris 15:24

Didn't you see it?

Paul 15:25

No, I was out. I was in, I watched it, I was out.

Chris 15:27

Oh, you watched it out? Oh, you watched it out.

Paul 15:29

Yeah, and since is one for the oldies in the room. The original lineup of the Sugar Babes reunited at Glastonbury last year. Well, I mean Top Gun came out.

Chris 15:40

That now that I've not seen. You haven't seen the Top Gun? I've seen the first one, but I haven't seen the recent one.

Paul 15:47

You haven't seen the latest Top Gun. Oh, right.

Chris 15:51

Did you what was it that about?

Paul 15:52

Oh no, it was really good. Oh, the opening of it. Yeah. Oh, it's just like, wow.

Chris 15:58

See, I I I did like the first one.

Paul 15:59

And then it's like on the AGC.

Chris 16:02

And also films. Yeah. Not only that, but since the last time we did the podcast, it announced that there's a new uh new film of Toy Story coming out in a few years that was announced.

Paul 16:12

So How the hell can you go from Top Gun to Toy Story?

Chris 16:16

I mean, come on. Both classics.

Paul 16:19

No. I've never on popular opinion, I don't like the film I don't like the the film the Toy Story films.

Chris 16:26

You don't like Toy Story films? No. I'll go to hell. Why am I? Because Toy Story is iconic. It's the best film ever released. All of them actually.

Paul 16:34

Alright, is it Toy Story or Goonies?

Chris 16:36

Toy Story. Every single Toyota.

Paul 16:38

Alright, okay. Toy Stories or Sesame Street. Toy Story. Um Toy Story or um Art Attack with Neil Buchanan.

Chris 16:50

I mean, for one, Art Attack isn't a film.

Paul 16:53

Okay.

Chris 16:54

Two, you can't compare Toy Story to Art Attack. Art Attack was brilliant.

Paul 17:00

Toy Story or the Fast and Furious franchise?

Chris 17:02

Toy Story.

Paul 17:03

Fast and Furious franchise.

Chris 17:04

Yeah, but it's all the same thing in it. It's all about the crazy.

Paul 17:07

So's Toy Story.

Chris 17:08

Yeah, there's a there's a little bit of a.

Paul 17:10

Someone walks into a room, you stand still. A Toy Story restaurant in America where Andy is it? Yeah. Andy's voice comes over the tanoi and everybody just freezes.

Chris 17:23

No, speaking of that, I did that. I was I was DJing once and there were people dressed up as Toy Story and they just got me to ask if I could shout out Andy and they just all froze on the house floor. That's about it.

Paul 17:33

I don't exactly that is about it. I don't get the Toy Story franchise. It was very good.

Chris 17:36

Yeah. Have a good rewatch them again.

Paul 17:38

What is it? Toy Story 5 coming out, is it?

Chris 17:40

Yeah, Toy Story. I think it's Toy, yeah, Toy Story 5.

Paul 17:42

And his Buzz Lightyear got back gone back to being normal Buzz Lightyear.

Chris 17:45

Yeah, it'd be normal Buzz Lightyear, not that weird film they brought out last year. That was last year, the Buzz Light film.

Paul 17:50

Oh, there you go. Look, you know, what about Toy Story?

Chris 17:52

Have you got a have you got a kid? Yes, I have. But he's not old enough to watch that yet. At the minute, we're nailing out Thomas the Tank Engine.

Paul 17:59

Um and Toy Story or Thomas the Tank Engine?

Chris 18:02

Toy Story. But mind you, I've been watching the old school Mickey Mouse episodes. Very odd, very strange.

Paul 18:07

Why why have you been watching the old school ones? Well, because It's that when Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were in it. Look at me there in my Disney knowledge.

Chris 18:14

No, that's not oh yeah, I don't remember that. No, no, these are like going back back, like back to like when cartoons came out in colour for the first time. Really old. They're a bit you think, oh, are they good for kids to watch? But they're on Disney Plus, so they must be alright. So there we go. That's there's there's a few things that have happened since uh since we last spoke. Yeah. Anything what have you been up to? What what have you been doing? Anything new in your life?

Paul 18:38

Do you know what? Anything new? Yeah. Uh anything new. Um I have a lot of holidays now.

Chris 18:43

Oh lovely, it's been over nice.

Paul 18:44

Yeah, so I've well Chester.

Chris 18:46

Chester, very nice place to go.

Paul 18:48

Chester. I've been to Chester a lot. Yeah. Uh where else have I been? Been to Cornwall, see the family. Very nice. Um, but yeah, I I've I've taken a lot more time for myself.

Chris 18:57

And actually, joking aside, you sometimes you do need that. Yeah, I do. You do need that.

Paul 19:00

And then hot off the press, it's like for a future episode, yeah later on in the year, we're gonna be bringing an episode from across the water. Great, where are we going? Well, you're not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 19:12

What?

Paul 19:12

Well, I'm going to America.

Speaker 1 19:14

Oh, someone's doing very well.

Paul 19:17

Um, I'm going to America. Yeah. I'm going to Florida. Oh, right. Yeah.

Chris 19:21

So you know we were talking about earlier on about who's more middle class. I think can you turn that phone?

Paul 19:25

That's your phone. What is what's the notification?

Chris 19:28

Just Alexa, just saying I can have ask Alexa for a day. Where's your order? Yeah.

Paul 19:32

Um sorry, that was my fault. Yeah, there you go. Um, so yeah, I'm off to America.

Chris 19:37

Uh so hang on. So, you know, I was just saying, so you know we talk about the different classes. So you're off to America. What are you going? First class economy?

Paul 19:43

Uh I'm flying with Virgin. Oh yeah, okay, okay, yeah. I'm staying in a villa. Villa?

Chris 19:48

Oh, not like a hotel room, a villa.

Paul 19:50

Same with villa. It's a five-bedroom villa. Yeah. It's got a uh a games room.

Chris 19:54

Oh, has it?

Paul 19:55

It's got a swimming pool. Oh, lovely. Um, it's got uh four double bedrooms, one's a twin.

Chris 20:00

Oh, you wouldn't expect you wouldn't have anything less than uh four double beds.

Paul 20:03

But I'm going with some friends to Florida. I don't mean to upset you. Oh well. But I'm going with some friends to America. Thanks for the invite.

Chris 20:09

No, we could have both gone there and yeah, but you have your set of friends.

Paul 20:13

Yeah, that's true. And I have my set of friends.

Chris 20:14

Oh, yeah, we can't always do things together. Yeah.

Paul 20:17

Be a bit weird.

Chris 20:18

But it'd be nice go to Florida, might.

Paul 20:19

Yeah, but I'm going to Florida, and then I said to you when I told you I was going that I'll take the mic and then we can do a podcast from the other side.

Chris 20:26

That would be fascinating. Just to get a little in. What it's like to be in Florida.

Paul 20:30

So you'll probably be it'd be September. Yeah. So it'd be it'd be sort of warm here. But I'll probably be sat by the pool in a pair of flip-flops.

Chris 20:39

We're gonna have to work out time differences and stuff, aren't we?

Paul 20:41

Yeah, what is a time difference? No idea.

Chris 20:43

We'll I'm sure we'll be able to work that out.

Paul 20:45

Yeah, so we're gonna do a podcast from across the shores. I'll be in America. We'll go in international. You'll be in the U. We're going international.

Chris 20:49

Going international. Well, I mean, one day I could do a podcast from Skegnes. That's international, isn't it? That's about as far as I'm gonna go.

Paul 20:56

What's Skegness, the Las Vegas of the North?

Chris 20:59

That's right, that's what they say.

Paul 21:00

There you go. So, but yeah, no, so I've been I've been working a lot, yeah, uh taking a lot of time off, and that is about it. Nice. Yeah, what about you? What have you been doing the past year?

Chris 21:09

Uh I bought uh I don't know. I'm just trying to try to think what I've done in the last year. Uh I had to. Oh, what was the thing I was going to bring up that really annoyed me? What I don't know, I've completely forgotten. That's great, isn't it? It's a great story. What have you been doing the past few years?

Paul 21:26

What is the reason we haven't been doing the podcast? I know majority of the time me.

Chris 21:29

Well, I've been well been being a dad, that's that takes up quite a lot of time. Um I introduced my son to Alexa, was the worst idea I could have possibly gotten for because all he wants to do is play Alexa and play the same songs over and over and over again.

Paul 21:45

What are them same songs that he likes to play over and over again?

Chris 21:47

Uh it's definitely it's uh Mickey Mouse, Fun House. You'll know this if you get if when you uh if you have a kid have kids. Why did you struggle to get your word back then?

Paul 21:57

I don't know why I struggled that's trying to be I should have basically said you'll get this when you have kids. That's right. Because I'm still single and I've got no kids. So that's not changable, didn't you?

Chris 22:06

That's not changed. Um so that that and Donald Duck uh also be getting into uh Spider-Man. Loves a bit of Spider-Man.

Paul 22:15

Um and also Was it last year that the Spider-Man film came out? Well, all three of them were together.

Chris 22:20

I've not seen that. What? Not seen that.

Paul 22:22

What do you watch? I know the stuff you watch. Documentaries, yeah, yeah, uh comedies, yeah. Um you said we were we were gonna do some online gaming. We've done a lot of online gaming, but there's been times where I've gone, you come in online, you go, no, I'm watching Love Island. I haven't watched this year though, if I'm honest.

Chris 22:39

What was the episode?

Paul 22:40

You were watching something. I was on my card.

Chris 22:41

We're watching that rise and fall at the minute.

Paul 22:43

Easter. I mean East Enders. Do you watch Soaps?

Chris 22:46

No, the wife watches Easter.

Paul 22:48

Oh, so that's why you can't. That's why I can't watch it.

Chris 22:51

Um what else have I been up to? Uh I had to everything seemed to break over the last few months. This year especially.

Paul 23:00

Right, things have been breaking in your life since we started this podcast. Honestly. In 2021.

Chris 23:06

But everything has broke. I broke the Hoover. Broke the Hoover the other week.

Paul 23:10

Uh right, let's talk about this Hoover business.

Chris 23:12

I bought a Hoover that you recommended and it's I've had it four years and it's broke.

Paul 23:18

Right. And what did I tell you to do?

Chris 23:20

Can get a replacement part for it.

Paul 23:22

Why don't you do that?

Chris 23:23

Because I can't get a replacement part because you can! No, because the mechanism inside it is snapped.

Paul 23:28

No, not true. So, right, so we can I don't mind saying the brand because we're not breaking any rules, but I've I've got a GTEch and I've still got a GTEC, and I've had the GTEC for about five years. Well, I and if I ever have an issue with it, I just call up GTEch and go, this bit's broken. No problem, we'll stick it in the post. It just needs to replace it. Well, I've bin mine for free. I've binned it. For free. I've binned it. Well, uh for free. Yeah, but it's not so then you went, oh, do you know what? I can't be bothered to ring up. And then six hours later you ran me and said, I brought a shark. Is it a shark?

Chris 23:58

I bought a shark, yeah, a sharp. Sharp. I like sharp sharp shark or sharp. But no, is it a shark? No, shark. Yeah, the animal. Yeah, it is a shark. I know my hoovers.

Paul 24:07

Is it in your card? I know my suckers. Um and then you went and spent the stupid amounts of money on a shark hoover. When you could have rang up and just gone, this bit's broken on the hoover. No problem. Yeah. No problem, Mr. Morley. We'll send it to your address.

Chris 24:20

Just come in board with the admin.

Paul 24:22

What admin? Oh says the man that rings up constantly to get his washing machine fixed.

Chris 24:28

I know, and that's a that's another thing. But you spent unnecessary money. Yeah. Do you know what? Do you want to know a funny story? So back in February, I was on this um bit of a fitness uh You were a fitness uh.

Paul 24:41

Oh, is this what you when you when you can't do maths?

Chris 24:44

No, the basic the base. Oh yeah, no, that okay, that's that's one thing. For what for people listening, basically I said throughout the month of February, I'm gonna run two miles every day for the month of February. That's the equivalent of running a marathon.

Paul 24:58

Which Right, so how many days are in February?

Chris 25:01

There is 28 days in February.

Paul 25:02

Right, okay, so let's break it down.

Chris 25:03

Yeah, so it's 28 days in February.

Paul 25:04

You can get me calculator, right? So you can visually see it. So it's 28 days. It's 28 days in February.

Chris 25:09

And you said, and I said I'm gonna be running the uh I'm gonna run two miles every day for 28 days.

Paul 25:16

Right, so 28 times two? Yeah. That's 56. That's 56. Can I ask you how how long is a marathon? 26 and a half miles.

Chris 25:24

And there's and I did 56 miles. So what I was meant to say is I'm gonna run the course of nearly two marathons over the course of uh across a month.

Speaker 3 25:33

Yeah.

Chris 25:34

Anyway, that's not the story. The story is it was a very expensive time of the month because I started doing my running and I was listening to my music, and I got I got distracted by the one of the neighbours. This is this is how I've played it out. I got distracted by one of the neighbours, took my airpods out and stuck them in the pocket. Anyway, um put I put my shorts in the wash, didn't think anything of it, and then pulled my shorts out, and there's an airpod rattling around in the washing machine. So yep, I put my airpods into the washing machine, but I thought it's okay. It's Apple, it's indestructible. It says on the box it's water resistant. Yeah, it's okay, it's been in a few lines.

Paul 26:11

Yeah, but not on a 40 wash.

Chris 26:12

I mean it's been in a few litres of water and then 40. But it'll be fine.

Paul 26:16

It wasn't fine, was it? No, it wasn't fine. I put it in. It's cost you a stupid amount of money to get another set. Yeah, it's cost me cost me a lot of money. That reminds me about that time. Um I was in Florida, ironically. Oh, been there, you've got you've been there before, have you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This will be my fifth time. Oh um, so it was doing very well from that. No, I was a kid, and my mum had one of them multi-roller flip phones. Yes. And I remember my mum, I was playing Snake on it or something. And then I put it in my pocket. On a motor. It was a game on it that I was playing.

Chris 26:44

Was it a Nokia phone playing Snake?

Paul 26:46

No, it was a flip phone. It was a f- you know like the Matrix phone.

Chris 26:49

Yeah.

Paul 26:49

Yeah, it was that phone. And I was playing a game on it, and we're on a Holiday Floor, and I put it in my pocket and my swim shorts. And then you get steps where you walk into the pool, don't you? Yeah. I remember walking into the pool and then suddenly feeling something in my pocket. But my mum was opposite me, and she just went waved at me, and I waved at her like back. Yeah. And the world was falling out my backside because I didn't realise that I had her like 600 pound phone in my pocket. And then I carried on swimming for ages. No, and then you had the phone in the pocket, yeah. Yeah. You carried on swimming. Yeah, because I was scared about the reaction.

Chris 27:23

So I thought, do you know what? I'll just carry on. And you know what I did?

Paul 27:26

I uh I waited for mum to move, and then I put the phone next to where she was some baby, and to see if she noticed. Yeah. And then I disappeared into the house and I just heard her shouting my name. Um I get a new phone. I don't think she knows. Yeah. Yeah. Well she did have a phone. Well she does now. Well she does now.

Chris 27:45

And you probably understand.

Paul 27:46

Yeah, so I remember my dad kicking right off. Like the time my dad sat on a plastic chair and fell over. That was quite funny as well.

Chris 27:54

You fell like sat on the chair.

Paul 27:57

Yeah, like a plastic chair. Well, ironically, no. We me and my sister were in the villa and we were jumping off the chair into the pool because we thought it was fun. Because we're like nine, ten, eleven, twelve years old, and then it broke. So my dad had to go to reception and go, I sat on this chair and it broke. And then he had to pay like hundred dollars to be.

Chris 28:18

God, they saw him come in.

Paul 28:19

Yeah. That is unbelievable. Well, we did see him coming, so we're coming a broken chair. Yeah, that's true.

Chris 28:26

So um that's all right. Uh so yeah, so that's so that's been uh that's been my few months.

Paul 28:32

Uh and and that's a bit about it is weird that we did we started this podcast, a small time podcast, in 2021. We did episode what?

Chris 28:42

We did 2021.

unknown 28:44

Yeah.

Chris 28:45

It wasn't 2020, was it?

Paul 28:47

Well, no, we did do it in lockdown. We did it in lockdown. Oh, I've got it open on my phone. Let me let me check. Let me go all the way back. It was January the 8th, 2021. Wow. Was when we released the trailer. And January the 8th, 2021, we our first episode was called Um Friendship Going Strong since 2007.

Chris 29:08

Yeah. Well, if if you're a brand new listener, you can listen back to all the uh all the originals.

Paul 29:14

You can listen back because we're still on Spotify, yeah, we're still on Amazon Music, we're still on Google Play Podcasts, and Apple Podcasts as well.

Chris 29:23

Apple Podcasts. But if Spotify is listening and they'd like to make it exclusive, then all they need to do is get in touch with the uh postalphilium podcast at gmail.com.

Paul 29:32

Yeah, and you know what? And we are like 28 minutes in and we've not even we achieved something in this podcast.

Speaker 1 29:39

What's that? We've got a sponsor. Hey, of course, it's only taken two years to get a sponsor.

Paul 29:46

We've got a sponsor, so we we literally pushed over it, but yeah, you heard it at the start of the podcast. Yeah, we've been sponsored by Cleaning by Katie.

Chris 29:54

Oh, then Cleaning by Katie is based where?

Paul 29:57

In Somerset area. Okay, does she mine and surrounding areas in Somerset?

Chris 30:02

Does she cover Bournemouth?

Paul 30:03

No, it's a bit far.

Chris 30:03

Oh, so she's more local to that area.

Paul 30:06

Yeah, she's local to the area, she's a new business. Nice. So she we we I know her, and I said, Oh, I do a podcast. She ironically listens to the podcast, and then I said, Well, why don't you sponsor a podcast? And she was like, I'd love to. So I said, pig me over and we'll get it recorded, and you can sponsor the podcast and we could talk about it. Because I don't know why, but see, do you like cleaning?

Chris 30:27

Hate it, absolutely hate it.

Paul 30:28

But do you clean?

Chris 30:29

Yes, I do. I have to clean. Oh, because you've it's just the house is like a bomb.

Paul 30:34

Do you know? I because I I I still in me two up, two down, my nice new build. Um well, I'm very rarely in it, and when I'm in it, I don't do anything in it. There really is nothing ever to clean up. So, like Katie once I said, Oh, I'd love to c you know, do you want me to clean your house? I'm like, what for? It looks like an Airbnb. I haven't done anything to it. So she's done a great job then. Well, she hasn't done it. Oh, she hasn't done it? No, she hasn't done it.

Chris 30:56

So she sponsored this podcast, but she hasn't come around to do your do your cleaning yet.

Paul 30:59

No, but she doesn't need to. Oh, well because but I thought we'd help her, you know. If this gets her a couple of jobs out of it, then win a winner. Katie, can you please go around to Paul's house and clean it?

Chris 31:08

Because I've seen his house. What is wrong with my house? Nothing wrong with it, just needs a bit of a dusting.

Paul 31:12

Well, it's true, true. My mum came to visit a few weeks ago and she was like, Your house has not changed. I was like, No, it hasn't, right? It's just dusty. I was like, Well, I'm never here.

Chris 31:20

Well, that's it, it's just gathering dust.

Paul 31:22

It just gathers dust. But yeah, if someone wants to come around with a feather duster, then win a win.

Chris 31:26

Katie can do it. Do you know why?

Paul 31:27

Well, she's got around business. It's called Cleaning by Katie. That is what it's called, isn't it? Yeah.

Chris 31:31

I don't know, I'm checking now. I hope so. I just want to get it right. Well, thanks for uh thanks for sponsoring the pod. And if you're listening and you want to sponsor an episode, then please get in touch at the PostPavilion Podcast at gmail.com.

Paul 31:45

I think I deleted that account. I haven't, it's still on my laptop. Still on my laptop.

Chris 31:49

If not, get in touch via the means of social media.

Paul 31:51

Yeah, you can message us either on Post Pavilion Podcast on Instagram, Facebook, or if you know us personally, just send us a message. Easy as that. But yeah, we've got a sponsor.

Chris 31:59

We have got that as well. So not only we've we've come back, we've had sometimes it's good to put these things down for a little bit, give it a bit of a bit of rest, come back, fresh, rejuvenated, yeah, and then we'll crack on again.

Paul 32:13

Do you know what I've what what do you know what I have done this year?

Chris 32:15

What's that?

Paul 32:16

A lot of driving.

Chris 32:17

Have you?

Paul 32:18

Yeah. I've done so much driving this year. Have you? Remember that time? Yeah, taxi driver. Yeah, I've started a new business. I'm an Uber driver. Do you remember that time that I was I was in I was um it was I think I was in Bogner, wasn't I? I was in Bogner Regis down the is that the South Coast?

Chris 32:35

I would say that was the South Coast, yeah, it's pretty south.

Paul 32:37

And uh I've I remembered that I had a meeting and I was like 10 minutes from your house. Do you remember that?

Chris 32:42

Yes, yeah, you came around.

Paul 32:43

And I literally rang you and said, I need to use your lounge and your Wi-Fi. And I literally walked in, jumped on the meeting, yeah, and I left.

Chris 32:50

And that's it. You literally come in, use my Wi-Fi, and off you went.

Paul 32:53

Yeah, do you remember that? Yeah, yeah, I feel like I've done a lot of driving.

Chris 32:56

Yeah, well, if anybody needs a taxi driver, go and speak to Paul.

Paul 33:00

No, just meaning in the sense that I've been I've been doing stuff this year.

Chris 33:03

Lots of travelling, lots of lots of holiday in.

Paul 33:05

Yeah. I went to Tully's Scarefest.

Chris 33:08

What's that?

Paul 33:08

Have you ne I've not heard of Tully's Scarefest? I've never watched it. So a massive Halloween festival, yeah, and it happens in Crawley in the UK.

Chris 33:15

And did you go around about October time? Yeah, it was actually in November. Was it November? Yeah, it was November.

Paul 33:20

Oh no, end of October. Probably was the end of October. So I went to Tully's Scarefest. I could promote Tully Scarefest, that's quite cool. Well, if they're gonna come and sponsor it, you can plug it as much as you like. Well, I don't know. So Ian Smith, if you're listening, thank you for looking after us. I went with some friends.

Chris 33:33

I think I heard somebody slam the door. Yeah, we are in enough. We are in a working environment.

Paul 33:39

But I'm I'm not working right now.

Chris 33:41

And we didn't put a sign up saying please be quiet, we're recording a podcast.

Paul 33:44

Yeah, but we're not really in a studio. Um yeah, so I've done a lot of travelling. I've been to Tully Scarefest.

Chris 33:50

Very nice.

Paul 33:50

Yeah. And then my friend booked a double decker bus to stay on. To stay on? Do you remember that? My friend, Craig, we we were on the road for a week just doing some having a little holiday, and he went, I booked a double decker bus. It's a converted double decker bus that you can sleep on.

Chris 34:06

You can stay on a double decker bus.

Paul 34:07

Yeah, it's been converted. Yeah. Yeah, well, we took one look at it and we didn't stay there. Well, what was wrong with it? Well, it there was spiders in there. There were spiders in there. So we went up to the bedroom. Went to the top deck. Up to the top deck, isn't it? Yeah, went to the top deck and then it was like bump beds. Yeah. But on the pillar was a spider. I was like, no, I'm not saying it. But we tried to cut, we can do this, we can do this. And it was in the middle of a field.

Chris 34:28

So there so somebody plonked a double deck of bus in the middle of a field, sold it as this luxurious, like you know, lamping style.

Paul 34:39

It didn't help that we arrived at like seven o'clock at night when it was pitch black. So we were just looking for a bus in a field, and then what's really funny is there was a post, but it was dark. We didn't think it was a post because our mum was playing tricks on us, and we thought it was your sheep that was just stood there staring at us. And it was only when we took a picture with a camera and it was a flash, it was just a white post. So yeah, I've done that. Yeah, I've just done a lot of travelling.

Chris 35:03

So you've so you've been travelling, you've been up and down the country, you've slept on a bus.

Paul 35:06

We I didn't sleep on a bus, we slept in a five-star hotel.

Chris 35:09

Oh, yeah, well, of course. Yeah, I wouldn't see now we're talking about who you've probably gotten more upper class since I we last spoke in eight uh since the last episode. Because for those that don't know, we were in previous episodes, we were trying to work out who is more uh who's more middle class.

Paul 35:23

And you always And you are a hundred percent more middle class. I don't think I am. I drink cause, you drink f what's it called? Fine ale. Well no, I like a real I like a real ale.

Chris 35:33

Okay, it's my point. But you stay in a five-star hotel and go to Florida. And you had a fridge before me that did a flashy thing on the lights and and it goes on holiday. So that's quite middle class.

Paul 35:43

And you can't give me any but you can't give me no more examples.

Chris 35:47

There's something you said, I need to find I need to work this.

Paul 35:50

I will get some examples for the next episode of the So we're gonna define are we literally gonna by the end of season three of the post-pravilion podcast? This is season three, episode one, just so you're ready for later for technical when you save it. Um by the end of it, are we actually gonna draw the line and find out who is the most middle class?

Chris 36:08

Yeah, I think we will do. And I've got a funny feeling you're gonna be the upper more upper class, you're probably more upper class. I'm upper class.

Paul 36:17

How am I upper class? I'll drive an orange car.

Chris 36:20

Yeah. It's new-ish.

Paul 36:22

Yeah, it's a new build. It's a new build. It doesn't make me upper class. Yeah. Um and go to holiday to Florida.

Chris 36:29

You said you wanted to get an electric car the other day.

Paul 36:31

Hey, right, I did, because I want to do my bit for I want to bit do my bit for the planet. Yeah, but they're not cheap, are they? What electric cars? Yeah, well. If they made an affordable electric car, but then someone told me the other day you can buy a Tesla for 30 grand. Oh right, we'll buy two then. When they said I'll buy a Tesla for 30. Do you know what someone says? Oh, it's only 30 grand. Yeah, I hate that.

Chris 36:51

Only 30 grand.

Paul 36:53

Break down your monthly instalments and everything like that. I'm like, what?

Chris 36:56

Let's do it. I couldn't afford it. Anyway, uh, if Tesla wants to sponsor the podcast, then more than how to do that.

Paul 37:01

Does Elon must still own Tesla? Yeah. So he owns Tesla and Twitter. Yeah.

Chris 37:06

So if you know him, you know people in high places, if you know Elon, yeah, get him to drop us a message.

Paul 37:13

I've made lots of new friends this year as well. Oh, obviously.

Chris 37:15

So you've been on holiday, yeah, you've driven lots of miles, yeah, you've met new people. Yeah. Yeah. Um like really good.

Paul 37:24

Yeah. Yeah. I've now got like like um I don't know where to go with this.

Speaker 1 37:30

I've got four new friends.

Paul 37:32

Yeah, absolutely, yeah. I've made unexpected friends. Why are you just waiting for it? I don't know. We're only talking.

Chris 37:38

It's only the one arm pit as well, which is weird, isn't it?

Paul 37:40

Isn't that weird? Yeah. Did you know that you could only breathe out of one nostril? Do it now. Put your finger. Your lip and breathe for your nose. You only breathe out of one nostril. No, you do breathe out of the No, it's no, just do your thumb. This is riveting.

Chris 37:55

This is really I mean, this is not a podcast.

Paul 37:58

No, you only breathe out of one nostril. Do you? Yeah. Oh. At any one time. I just look like some sort of pug then sniffing it.

Chris 38:07

Does that come through the headphones? Yeah, it did, yeah.

Paul 38:10

Because you're wearing headphones right now.

Chris 38:11

Yeah, I can hear you loud and crazy.

Paul 38:12

Do you know what's really weird about this is we're sat in a room recording a podcast. You've got your headphones on and you're in jeans and a t-shirt. Do you know what? And I'm dressed in like in my work clothes.

Chris 38:20

Do you know? I forgot to have my headphones on until you mentioned it.

Paul 38:23

You said at the start of the episode. I'm going to put these on for the start of it, but you've kept them on the entire time.

Chris 38:28

I kept them. Get my ears warm.

Paul 38:29

Oh. I feel like we can mention it.

Chris 38:32

Go on.

Paul 38:33

Something else has.

Chris 38:34

It's not sad, is it? We don't want to bring we don't want people to turn off. What go on?

Paul 38:38

Yeah, but I'm just saying that, you know, in our line of work, yeah. A true entertainer's passed away, didn't it? Oh, Paulo Grady. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, so we can say that. Because his TV programme. I like dogs.

Chris 38:48

Hey, I've been watching loads of go onto YouTube and just watch outtakes of Lily Savage. Oh, incredible. Fantastic. What an entertainer.

Paul 38:56

If you don't know what Paul Go Paul Go. Paul Go. If you don't know who Paulo Grady is, any of the listeners, then you're stupid. Stop listening. Um but yeah, Paulo Grady, what a legend he was. Such a sad, sad leg. I hate to finish on that note, but you know, that's something that is massive. Yeah. A true born entertainer. Just like ourselves. Just like you are. You you you're still you still perform, I don't.

Chris 39:17

Hey, but if but if you when you die, yeah, we'll we'll we'll do a little segment. I'll do a special. We'll do what we'll do.

Paul 39:24

Well, you're gonna go, he was really good at doing an Excel spreadsheet.

Chris 39:27

What we'll do is that I'll repost an episode. Of what? Of one of the post-pavilion podcast. And go, he was a great guy, really lovely, hardworking, yeah, and here's some of his best bits. I'll make a I'll I'll even make a best bits of just some of your things that you've said. Do you know something? No, no, I just walked it's always good to plan these things out, isn't it? Never know when it could be.

Paul 39:49

Have you written a will?

Chris 39:51

That's another thing I want to bring up. No, I haven't, but I need to.

Paul 39:53

Yeah, you need to. Yeah, I need to. Someone said to me the other day, have you got a will? I was like, no. Have you got life insurance? I was like, no. Well, I've got life insurance. You don't have life insurance. No, I ain't got life insurance.

Chris 40:02

Need it?

Paul 40:03

Do I? Yes. What do you need life insurance for?

Chris 40:06

Well, if you when you go, who's gonna have your belongings? Who's gonna have the orange car?

Paul 40:12

Do you know what? That orange car, if when I die can I have it. No, you can't. I want someone to blow it up.

Chris 40:19

I want to use it as bang as a banger race and get a banger car.

Paul 40:22

And I leave my orange car alone. Um but you know, I ain't got a will.

Chris 40:25

No, you need to get one.

Paul 40:26

You can have everything.

Chris 40:27

Oh, thanks. You've heard it first. That's what you need actually. If you can write it down, that'd be even better.

Paul 40:33

So do I have to go through like a proper company to do it? Or can I just put it on like a back of a fag packet? Yeah, you could just do that. By the way, I don't smoke. I don't know about facts but anyway.

Chris 40:42

Um you could just put it on the back of a pack of cereal. Any packet, any packet.

Paul 40:46

So I can literally just write a will, say, and then could I film myself doing it?

Chris 40:50

Well, I suppose do you know this is a I heard this this thing the other day. You can actually leave people your social media accounts in your will.

Paul 40:58

I was thinking about that the other day. If I ever died unexpectedly, I don't know why I've been thinking about dying. No, no, but it's like it makes you think though, because I reckon people think like this as well. Like my account's on private, right? My Facebook account. Yeah. And I tried to change my Facebook uh password the other day, because I tried to log in on another device. Do you know it goes? Login is I don't know, it's all face ID nowadays, isn't it? Yeah, it is. But I couldn't remember my password, and I was thinking, how would they announce my death? How would they do it? Who? Facebook? No, like because if you were to announce that I died, yeah, you would go, Oh, I'm really sad to say that he's died.

Chris 41:35

Yeah, something around those lines.

Paul 41:36

Yeah, I'm really sad he's died, but then you tag me in it.

Chris 41:39

Yeah. You wouldn't see it.

Paul 41:41

No, but I have a thing on my Facebook where I where I can't where I have to approve if I'm tagged in a post.

Chris 41:49

Well would be absolute Well, that'll be it then, wouldn't it?

Paul 41:52

So how will people know if I've died? I'm just gonna have to send it. Because I never answer people's calls anyway. Well I'll just have to send a letter out or something. Price stamps. I know. That's gonna happen about yeah, do you know that for free?

Speaker 1 42:03

Uh so so there we go.

Chris 42:05

Uh so uh no, it's been uh what an episode, eh? It's been very varied, doesn't it?

Paul 42:10

Yeah, we were gonna do stuff in this episode like um stats, yeah, uh touks. We did sort of talk about the stats. Yeah, we did, but that's what we want to achieve. So hopefully by the next episode, we would have breached the two and a half thousand download marks. That'd be cool.

Chris 42:23

Keep sharing with your friends and family. Yeah. Um do it.

Paul 42:26

Share it. What what do you normally say? Share it, like it.

Chris 42:30

Like it I don't know.

Paul 42:32

Like it, love it, share it.

Chris 42:33

Yeah, just tell your mates.

Paul 42:34

Just tell your mates.

Chris 42:34

Uh but we'll be back for episode two with the usual.

Paul 42:38

Season three, episode two, it's coming up very soon. We're not putting a day on it though.

Chris 42:42

And also, if you've got anything that's uh gets on your tut, something that really annoys you, then let us know. We can be doing that.

Paul 42:48

I don't know if somebody went, do you know what? Do you know what really annoys me? This podcast.

Chris 42:53

Well, look, it it's always good to have a lot of fun.

Paul 42:55

Can you subscribe to a podcast?

Chris 42:56

Yeah, well that's what we've got. Yeah, that's what people do, because if you subscribe to the podcast, then they get notifications. That annoys me about YouTube. If we talk about tuts, I go, Oh yeah, uh, welcome to my YouTube channel. Don't forget to like and subscribe. And they say it about 50,000 times. Like we uh like YouTube's been out for years.

Paul 43:13

Can I like them videos on TikTok? And he goes, double tap the screen to see what happens next. That's only to give them likes. Yeah, of course it is. But the algorithms are ridiculous. Well I was talking about what was I talking about the other day? It came up. Uh no, it's today. I was talking about WrestleMania, because I watched that for the past two nights. I watched it and I said something along the lines of something that happened, and then literally picked up my phone, went into a search engine, and it was already there. I was like, oh, YouTube it. Oh, it's already there. It's weird your phone listens to it.

Chris 43:42

No, it knows everything. Next minute I'll have adverts for washing machines later, because we bought that from 15 years.

Paul 43:46

Did you know that washing machines live longer with Calgon?

Chris 43:50

No, but on that note, I think that's a good way to finish.

Paul 43:53

Thanks. I'm happy to be back.

Chris 43:54

Thanks, and uh, we'll be back. We'll let you know uh nearer the time when we'll be when we're back for episode two, but we'll try and make this a little bit. Yeah, we're gonna get it out of it.

Paul 44:01

Because you're spending money on it. Yep, I am.

Chris 44:04

That's a true story.

Paul 44:05

No, right, before we go, look, come on, let's get it to 45 minutes. We've done 43.

Chris 44:10

So the deal was I've got cut half of it out.

Paul 44:12

I know you have. Um, but you got uh you we agreed when we did this process that I would give you my Sky Sports login, yes, and you would pay for the podcast. What a way. As seen as there's a Coszy Live crisis going on, I've got rid of the sports and you're still paying for it.

Chris 44:27

I knew we should have written up a contract about uh what who pays what and who gets what.

Paul 44:33

I sent you my password for something the other day.

Chris 44:35

You did, yeah. So I'll take it. Data protection there, GDPR.

Paul 44:38

But you can only do it till the first of May. Oh, right, well because I did that.

Chris 44:41

Okay, well I'll carry on paying for the podcast until the first of May, then you can pay for it.

Paul 44:46

Shall I say this should be? Yeah Well, that's what new is it? I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it on it for a week, live on my own. Cost of living gratis. Anyway, this has been amazing. We are back. It's been good fun, isn't it? Make sure you follow us on social media, uh, Facebook, Instagram. Those are the two we do. That's right. We've got an email address. But don't bother email anyway. And don't forget, we've got sponsored. So we need a new sponsor for episode two. I've got one in the pipeline. He's good at it.

Speaker 1 45:12

He's good.

Paul 45:13

There we go. So don't forget, mined and surrounding areas, which is basically where I live. Yeah. Cleaning by Katie. Want your ass cleaned, get Katie on it. Brilliant. And if you don't know what she does, listen at the start of the episode because the sponsor thing was there. Don't really know how sponsorship works.

Chris 45:27

Well, don't worry. I'll leave it to me. I'll do the admin for that.

Paul 45:29

You know what? What happens now is we say goodbye and then the loud outro music starts. Tell you that for free. That's been doing me ahead in.

Chris 45:35

I'll bring it down a bit. I think you need to bring it down.

Paul 45:38

I jumped out my car on the M5, driving it 100 miles an hour.

Chris 45:41

To be honest, I don't know where that bit of music is. I've got it saved somewhere, but I might change I might change it. I might change the outro music. Shall I change it?

Paul 45:47

Well, today is whatever day it is today. What day is it today? Monday. We've recorded this on a Monday. It's gonna come out on Saturday before you go on your roleybobs. Yeah. So you've got five days to sort it out. All right, I'll tell you. Anyway, enjoy the outro. Thanks. Enjoy the out it's really loud though. Anyway, I've bit I'm off. I'll see you later. See you later.

Chris 46:03

See you next episode. Bye.

Paul 46:04

Bye.